You are present on the page that we all love more than other stuff.
Here we enjoy leisurely browsing through an endless ocean of painstakingly handcrafted internet. Carefully woven by miniature children at dark computer parties drinking nothing but green tea and heroin.
Yet! from amist the rubble and gently sighing dust rises a new generation of audio machinery. made from 100% cotton. And some wires, lots of wires,hand picked in the West indies.
Here at CaptainCredible's Audio Machinery we have been constructing "maximum quality" pieces of bleepy-bloopity wibblywoos since 1926.
Our products range from 1 to 5-600 or something, i cant really remember.